Humour
Wife comes home after a night out with the girls
So a wife comes home from a night out with the girls ….
A wife goes out for a night with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight.
Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.
She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she’s quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.
Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that she’d come up with such a clever solution on the spot. He’d never know the difference!
That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, obviously hungover, and asked, “So… what time did you get in last night?”
“Oh, right around midnight,” she replied. The husband didn’t seem disturbed at all, her plan had worked!
“Well,” he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”
“Why do you say that?” she asked.
“Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit,’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Website: reddit.com, A wife comes home after a night out with the girls
Entertainment
Happy Festivus
See the story of Festivus as explained on Seinfeld at Getalookatthis.com.
With Christmas fast approaching once again I thought it might be time to introduce Festivus to those of you have may not have been Seinfeld fans. Festivus is a celebration for the rest of us. See the story of Festivus as described on Seinfeld. George’s worst nightmares are revealed as Festivus rears it’s ugly head once again. For the initiated, Happy Festivus for the 23rd December.
See the original story of Festivus below, Where Frank Costanza recounts the origins of Festivus
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born… a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must have been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
Video: YouTube
Thanks to Festivusweb.com for the featured image.
Humour
The 12 Days of Christmas – A Tale of Avian Misery
A different take on the 12 Days of Christmas …
My Kids got to experience 25 Days of small Christmas Gifts (Just little hidden treasures in a cardboard display that opens to reveal one small item each day). This video however is quite a different take on the 12 Days of Christmas thing. I find it very funny and recommend the 7 or so minutes to watch.
Art
Extreme Toys, Mountain Bike & BMX, Playmobil StopMotion
This video shows a great example of stop motion, utilizing a rather interesting subject…
This video is a very good example stop motion, it shows a great deal of creativity and would have been very time consuming to produce. For those of you who may not have seen stop motion being created, it involves manipulating objects with small increments between individually photographed frames, so that the object appears to be moving when the series of frames is played back as a fast sequence. The results as shown in this video can be quite amazing.
If you liked this video, do yourself a favour and Get a look at XTreme Video’s YouTube Channel
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