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Wife comes home after a night out with the girls

So a wife comes home from a night out with the girls ….

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Wife Comes Home

A wife goes out for a night with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight.

Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.

She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she’s quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.

Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that she’d come up with such a clever solution on the spot. He’d never know the difference!

That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, obviously hungover, and asked, “So… what time did you get in last night?”

“Oh, right around midnight,” she replied. The husband didn’t seem disturbed at all, her plan had worked!

“Well,” he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”

“Why do you say that?” she asked.

“Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit,’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

Website: reddit.com, A wife comes home after a night out with the girls

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Extreme Toys, Mountain Bike & BMX, Playmobil StopMotion

This video shows a great example of stop motion, utilizing a rather interesting subject…

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Extreme Lego Stop Motion

This video is a very good example stop motion, it shows a great deal of creativity and would have been very time consuming to produce. For those of you who may not have seen stop motion being created, it involves manipulating objects with small increments between individually photographed frames, so that the object appears to be moving when the series of frames is played back as a fast sequence. The results as shown in this video can be quite amazing.
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Pushy Soccer Dad

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Screaming parents from the sideline, getting too involved in their child’s sport?, Well this dad seems to have taken it to the next level,

Dad, Phil Hatfield was watching his son Osian play football for Bow Street and Llanilar, near Aberystwyth in Wales, and when things didn’t look good, he decided to give his son a hand (or push), guiding him directly to saving a goal from being scored, imagine the dad’s frustration ( which can be see in the video ) when the opposing team still managed to score the goal.

Apparently Mr Hatfield has promised to be less involved in future matches.

Former Wales and Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall offered some advice for budding goalie Osian, tweeting: “Keep hold of first ball”.

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Robbins Veterinary Clinic

This Funny Australian Yellow Pages ad follows the misfortune of a few tradesmen working on a clients house…

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This Australian Yellow Pages ad would have to be one of my favourite of all time. It follows the misfortune of a few tradesmen working on a clients house.

A painter is just putting the finishing touches to a client’s house as she is leaving for work. The client’s dog bonnie stays with the painter. As the tradesman steps off his ladder the dog runs by and knocks the ladder down and in doing so breaks off a set of wall mounted speakers.

The painter then looks at the yellow pages for an electrician, who comes to fix the speakers. The electrician says that the whole wiring to the speaker will need to be fixed and as he pulls the wire out he upsets a nest of wasps.

The two tradesmen then use the yellow pages to call a pest expert, he comes around, however the dog is also attacked by the wasps, so the three tradesmen then call Robbins Veterinary Clinic and as you will see in the video this is where it gets funny.

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