Marijuana filled firewood

March 30, 2008

Story outlining how the firewood was filled with marijuana.

Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office?

Yes. What can I do for you?

Im calling to report bout my neighbor Virgil Smith….Hes hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but hes hidin it there.

Thank you very much for the call, sir.

The next day, the Sheriffs Deputies descend on Virgils house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgils house.

Hey, Virgil! This heres Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?

Yeah!

Did they chop your firewood?

Yep!

Happy Birthday, buddy!

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Written by Craig · Filed Under Humour 

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